So this thing is a lot harder that I had anticipated. My track record has changed from 0 to 1 and back to 0 so many times that you would think I was writing in binary code. Although I agree with Sheri that that there IS a difference between complaining and simply stating fact, I’ve decided to just rid myself of them all at once:
On Thursday I had a flu shot (fact), and Saturday I have a cold if not the flu (complaint).
I love my cat, I really do (fact); If she doesn’t start using the litter box consistently I’m going to ring her furry little neck (complaint).
The weather here is so unpredictable (fact); I need a change, I want fall/winter to get here (complaint).
I enjoy working with the teachers to help our kids (fact); but I cannot like the way my hips feel after sitting in a kindergarten chair for an extended amount of time (complaint).
I have a small nose (fact); but I cannot believe how much mucus it can produce (complaint).
I hate people (fact); I hate people (complaint).
My kid is great, he takes care of his mama when she is sick (fact); I sure wish he would wash the dishes when he says he is going to do it (complaint).
Zeus is our faithful and noble beast (fact); STOP SHEDDING (complaint)!
The end of the week arrives, I’m look forward to getting together with Sheri and Carrie (fact); we are such party animals I made it to bed by midnight (complaint).
I am usually almost done Christmas shopping by now (fact); I have barely gotten started and am in a panic (complaint).
My face hurts (fact); my damn face hurts (complaint).
that.is.all
Whew…I feel better now!
FIRST BITCHES!!!
I feel better too (fact).
That Moi is quick!
Hope you feel better and the nasty cold/flu is gone soon!
Ah shit. And here I was wallowing in my snot, sore throat infested self. Hope you feel better soon. We must stop swapping germs!
I’m so glad you cleared the difference up!
Feel Better Soon!
You’re usually done with Christmas shopping by now? I don’t even start to think about it until like December 1st - or whenever we get our Christmas cards out.
I’m tired of pulling a sweater out, putting it back, pulling it back out…my laundry is a mix of sweaters and short sleeved tops. It’s annoying.
I hate people (fact); I hate people (complaint). A-Men.
Zeus can come and shed at my house anytime. (fact)
I start my Christmas shopping right around December 15. Don’t hate.
I hope you are feeling beter.
LOL… Beautifully done.
Bitch away sister…bitch away.
It blows my mind how much crap can be in one’s nose!
Hang in there!