First and foremost, it’s not Monday; and it’s not Humpday; so it must be Tickle Tuesday. Tickle Tuesday is our attempt to lighten your load and brighten your day. If you play, drop us a comment and we will stop by. Laughter is good medicine.
Enjoy!
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, “Titanic” and
“My Life” by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:….. Cost – $29.99
Clinton:….. Cost – $29.99
Titanic:….. Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:…. Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:….. The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:….. The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:….. Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:….. Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:…. In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:…. Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:….. During the ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton:….. Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:….. Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:….. Let’s not go there.
Titanic:….. Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:…. Monica’ s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:….. Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:….. Clinton doesn’t remember Jack.
Titanic:….. Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:….. Monica…ooh, let’s not go there, either.
Titanic:….. Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:….. Bill goes home to Hillary – basically the same thing
LOL! Kami, you know you laughed!
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Other updates – I’m very overwhelmed today. This happens every year around this time. So very much happening. Don’t want to bore you with the gory details other than my schedules consists of waking at 4:45 a.m.; doing the mom thing including making a hot breakfast for the kids (my choice – I’m not complaining) and out the door by 6:40; working; going from work to one or the other’s event; then from event to meeting at one of the schools; return home about 8:30 or 9:00; then do the “mom” thing until I fall in bed at 11:00 or so.
To update you on the contest – DING, DING, DING! WE HAVE A WINNER! Katie guessed it! Vegas Baby! It’s an adult Disney World! Love it! And our lurkers that commented – welcome! I stopped by your blogs! Look forward to visiting you often!
Have a great day!
Well now. I may or may not have laughed.
You have to admit – the teaching to spit – That’s funny stuff!
I’m a winner! Whoo hoo!
Have fun!
That’s a good one!
Go Katie! (always knew that girl was a “winner” anyway!
Have fun in Vegas!
So very funny.
Book Report: Priceless!